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My latest fast food review

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 07:52:59 -0400

My latest fast food review

Now Lousy Shots Doesn't Have to Blog Again This Year. You're Welcome.

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:00:27 -0400

Now Lousy Shots Doesn't Have to Blog Again This Year. You're Welcome.

Favorite video on youtube. 10/10

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:43:42 -0500

Favorite video on youtube. 10/10

So Good

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:21:20 -0500

So Good

This is how seriously I imagine Little Vinks taking a boxing...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:09:07 -0500

This is how seriously I imagine Little Vinks taking a boxing match.

My coworker and I had to go to the WB Mason consumer show at...

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 23:57:40 -0400

My coworker and I had to go to the WB Mason consumer show at Foxwoods for work. Let’s just say I’m glad the WB Mason Mustache Guy didn’t slug me, because nobody on Earth could have blamed him.

Photo

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:08:38 -0400

U.S. and Russian Scientists To Team Up In Search For Yeti

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:14:49 -0400

U.S. and Russian Scientists To Team Up In Search For Yeti:

If Planet Earth can’t find it, it doesn’t exist.

God Dammit Gary

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:18:05 -0400

awsom50:

From: Gary Augliera
Date: Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Subject: Yankees
To: Paul Augliera

Wow what a night of baseball…..call Spen
Love u Dad

Well that’s just ridiculous.

Gary doesn’t love anything.

I’m really just posting this so that I never forget it...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 01:00:48 -0400

I’m really just posting this so that I never forget it exists. I don’t care if you watch it.

This absolute imbecile has balls of whatever substance is...

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:51:41 -0400

This absolute imbecile has balls of whatever substance is stronger, heavier, and harder than steel.

My Brazilian friend ripping shit in Sao Paulo Edit: Uh, also,...

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:24:00 -0400

My Brazilian friend ripping shit in Sao Paulo

Edit: Uh, also, note: insanely fucking loud for no apparent reason.

So sick.

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:16:15 -0400

So sick.

In Russia the meth is so strong it turns your hallucinations...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 23:40:15 -0400

In Russia the meth is so strong it turns your hallucinations into reality. Polar bears in Russia? Isn’t that just the damndest thing. Who knew?

Appalachian Trail Photo Gallery: Tell My Mom Not To Worry

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:05:03 -0400

Appalachian Trail Photo Gallery: Tell My Mom Not To Worry :

hotpoverload:

Hands down, the best photo gallery of an Appalachian Trail Thru Hike I have ever seen (and i’ve seen lots of them)

Be sure to click ‘next page’ at the bottom.

Still want to do this. Is there a weight limit for attempting a thru hike? If you exceed the weight limit do they provide an all terrain rascal so you can experience the wilderness like it was meant to be experienced?

Fakely Enormous Crocodile Captured, Kept As Pet In Undoubtedly Shoddy Wooden Cage in Phillipines In Hopes Of Generating Tourism Revenue Probably (TL;DR - My Worst Fears Realized)

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:32:06 -0400

Fakely Enormous Crocodile Captured, Kept As Pet In Undoubtedly Shoddy Wooden Cage in Phillipines In Hopes Of Generating Tourism Revenue Probably (TL;DR - My Worst Fears Realized)

fonziftw: What a piece of shit. I hope this dude chokes on an...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:30:00 -0400

fonziftw:

What a piece of shit. I hope this dude chokes on an entire bag of dicks. Why is The Fonz so mad you might ask? Fast forward to :39. Then you will realize that this pussy can only say such horse shit because of who he is insulting protecting said freedom. I hope Mr Hands visits him in his sleep.

If it took you 5 years to tell Soulja Boi (spelling?) to choke on an entire bag of dicks then you are the real asshole here.

Edit: P.S. There are no terrorists after your ability to say stupid shit in front of what might be my fourth grade teacher’s slides from his trip cross country road trip in 1971. And if there were, then fuck the troops for keeping terrorists from blowing Soulja Boi into a million shittily freestyling pieces.

Photo

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 16:47:20 -0400

My Day at Work

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 21:29:17 -0400

The most eventful thing that happened to me at work today was that one of the tech guys said he could send me a pretend email from Derek Jeter if he wanted to. 30 seconds later I received an email from DJeter@YankeesStink.com. It was the most immature thing that has happened to me since Joe used his forefinger to push his lips around while making stupid “ffrrrrruuuubbbrrrrrhhhhhhh” noises as loud as humanly possible while Paul ordered us five double cheeseburgers in the McDonalds drive-through. Then he rhymed the “n” word with “big fat trigga.” It’s been a pretty ~~immature awesome~~ completely fucking immature July.

I Nearly (Read: Completely) Forgot

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 21:22:57 -0400

I entered some stupid fucking contest that I don’t give a shit about just because the girls at my physical therapy said they would tell all their patients to vote for me if I entered. So enter I did. The competition is basically just a bunch of clearly obnoxious hot girls that can’t spell, and a couple art fags. I’m basically a shoe in to win,* and I uploaded a picture of me wearing sunglasses to a competition for spokespeople because I don’t give a shit. I specifically call everyone else out on being boring and generic, and then lie a lot while also assuring the reader that I’m not lying even though I so completely am. So help me troll all these losers and get the grand prize of a position as some lame car company’s spokesperson and a free car for six months. What a shitty prize. I would advise you not to waste time reading other peoples’ shit, as they are painfully, and I mean painfully, lamedick.

http://www.countylineauto.com/cl_talent_stars.htm

4/5 of the way down. I would be the one who purposefully entered his name as EmptyJump. Voting starts July 25. Work your magic, Tumblr.

*I am in no way, shape or form a shoe in to win. I may not even be near shoes. I live in a shoeless existence in which shoes are yet to be invented.