You all smell like shit probably so read and watch these things that I probably stole from Reddit and laugh at them as if they were my own. Thank you and goodbye.

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14th July 2011

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My Day at Work

The most eventful thing that happened to me at work today was that one of the tech guys said he could send me a pretend email from Derek Jeter if he wanted to. 30 seconds later I received an email from DJeter@YankeesStink.com. It was the most immature thing that has happened to me since Joe used his forefinger to push his lips around while making stupid “ffrrrrruuuubbbrrrrrhhhhhhh” noises as loud as humanly possible while Paul ordered us five double cheeseburgers in the McDonalds drive-through. Then he rhymed the “n” word with “big fat trigga.” It’s been a pretty immature awesome completely fucking immature July.