You all smell like shit probably so read and watch these things that I probably stole from Reddit and laugh at them as if they were my own. Thank you and goodbye.

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14th July 2011

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Thad Roberts, aka Orb Robinson, Steals $21 Million Worth of Moon Rocks with Two Bitches, Tries to Sell Them After Having Sex on a Bed with Moon Rocks Under It →

Also, destroys 30 years worth of handwritten research notes written since the moon rocks were recovered during the god damn APOLLO missions of the early 70s. Moon rocks are now also completely useless to the scientific community. Thad Roberts might be an asshole.

P.S. - Dude also stole dinosaur bones. What’s the matter Thad? Your fucking ID doesn’t get you inside the alien cadaver room at Area 51? You fucking prick.

  1. flagonthemoon said: i feel like theres way more comfortable places to have sex
  2. emptyjump posted this