January 2011
47 posts
“My religion is to live and die without regret.”
– Milarepa (via ageofreason)
Irrational anger
I just stopped talking to two girls at work because they said tagalog girl scout cookies suck. Are you kidding me?
Super Immature New Ricky Gervais Show →
Gervais’s laugh is so funny I can’t stand it. But the best part is how legitimately traumatized this poor dude is about the Chinese bathrooms.
Rubber - Movie Trailers & Clips - Rotten Tomatoes →
Might as well give the Oscar for 2011 Best Film out now. Because nothing can touch this shit. Nothing.
Poughkeepsie Tapes - the greatest movie to find September 11 a minor inconvenience of all time.
WatchEvery day I ever lived with FlagsontheMoon.
Thanks to Carnaz0r for the site.
You couldn’t make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers.
I Blue Myself
My Favorite Song of 2010 →
Hottest song of ‘10, rumor has it it might have even been freestyled.
But probably not. :(
Hearing for the First Time
depressingfacts:
A 8 month old baby born deaf, hearing for the first time after getting a Cochlear implant being activated and hearing his mom’s voice for the first time
P.S: Reaction = priceless
http://current.com/technology/92490834_8-month-old-deaf-baby-s-reaction-to-cochlear-implant-being-activated.htm
2:30 am. I’m up for work in 4.5 hours. Good thing this story makes me feel...
Aziz Doin' Aziz →
Going to see this dude live January 29. Merry Christmas to me.
Whiskey In A Can →
I’m guessing I won’t have to prompt you to click this one.
“I have noticed that even people who think everything is predestined and that we...”
– Stephen Hawking (via nickelcobalt)
Oh god its so smart my head is spinning. It’s so true.
Jackoff Gets Magnificently Pwned →
You Won't Catch Me Saving Shit Just So I Can Blog... →
So click the link and shut up.
WatchThis is the story of me looking like an asshole in Switzerland.
It does however, beg the question: Why are they naming their desserts offensive shit if the target demographic of said offensive shit lives within their fucking country?
Edit: Why is the video upside down? To which of my technological blogological shortcomings can I attribute this setback to?
Fucking Annoyed That I Can't Find the Embed Code... →
Just fucking click it.
Snow - 1/12/11
My workplace closed, but I’m going to drive there and back just to prove what a bunch of bitchfist losers you all are.
Watchthepilgrimslanded:
Set aside 30 minutes and check this out.
deleteyourself:
Absolutely insane video shot in NYC subway tunnels, and more amazingly, the top of the Williamsburg Bridge. I was crapping myself through most of this. (Link)
Started skeptical, finished impressed.
Shitty List of 70+ Movies Moviefone is... →
If the crack team at Moviefone really thinks all these movies have potential than they should pay me to write their upcoming year articles, because I would bet my salary on at least 40 of those sucking ass, and I would bet your salary on another 30 sucking the same ass. Is this a “Most Anticipated” list or a “Every Movie That is Coming Out in 2011” list?
Not a good start...
Bill Murray is Nuts →