December 2010
50 posts
Hating paul international edition
I’m sitting in the airport and just remembered how annoying it was when paul would slurp on an empty can of soda for ten hours after there was nothing left in it. That rage should do well to get me through the inevitable flight delay and subsequent 10 hour flight in a chair made for people less than six feet tall. God vacations are the worst.
Fuck Snow In It's Stupid Ass
Well I have a flight for Zurich, Switzerland in about 17 hours. I’m reading about Ricky Gervais’s thoughts on God and teaching jobs in Thailand instead of packing though, because it’s the worst fucking snow I’ve ever seen outside, and I’m clearly not getting on a plane from Providence to D.C. tomorrow because these pussies can’t land a 747 in a blinding...
Initial Black Swan Review
I just got back from seeing Black Swan at the theater. Here I will provide my initial thoughts and analyses, leaving room to flip flop and recant later when I decide I don’t want to be in the minority anymore.
I should preface this by saying that I am a big Aronofsky nerd, and pretty much have been since I saw the most interesting movie in the world, Pi (shout outs to Paul, who described Pi...
I Suck Ass at Puzzles But This Sounds Like the... →
Story of First Drug Trip →
WatchIt should be clearly stated that I saw this when it first made the rounds, but in the spirit of the year end round up, I am choosing this as my favorite news story of the year. And I have a couple of things to say about it.
1. First of all, why is this the LAX18 Big Story at 11? This is the most important, dramatic, pertinent story that this news team had to report on that evening? That a guy was...
I Never Thought I Would Ask For Jewelry for... →
Passed to me by my girlfriend. Good eye.
The Easiest Way to Ruin FOTM's Day →
Man Changes Name, Funniest Signature Ever →
“Nobody was out there telling me that I was a funny person particularly,”...”
– Michael Ian Black
4Channer Enjoys Life More Than Me, Balls Huge →
Ugh
Just ate half a pound of Reese’s. Done for the day I assume.
Convict Celebrates Only Holiday That Actually... →
Hannah Fatana (If Not Now, Then Eventually)
I don’t give one fuck or two shits about Miley Cyrus’ recreational drug use, but I am a little concerned about the lack of headlines with the word “Bongtroversy” in it. That’s all I’m sayin’.
WatchGuaranteed “like” from FlagsontheMoon as long as I beat him to the punch. Schwing!
Cliff Lee Is Asshole, Philadelphia Wins 2011 World...
Jason
: you dont sign lee because he wants too much, what else do you do?
Me
: theres nothing else to do
: thats my point
: thats exactly what im saying
: is that boston is already stacked
: theyre ready for 2011
: barring some bullpen issues
: new york needs lee more than anything on earth
: or they are fucked
Me
: and its not a lock that they get him
: AND if they DO get him its not a lock that its 20 free wins
Jason
: cliff lee wil have at least 20 wins
Me
: bleh
Me
: my fingers are getting tired talking to a guy that thinks the raiders will be great every year about realistic expectations
: im just cautiously optimistic
: boston missed the playoffs by 5 games last year
: and they had like -3 starters
: if they were healthy the yankees dont make the playoffs
Jason
: and im talking to someone whos team has won more than any other team in history and has money to spend on the top pitcher in the world and it just happens pitching is their top thing and you still dont think it will be enough, youre unbelievably pessimistic
Me
: this year they are healthy and strengthened their lineup
Jason
: every team is healthy, dont use that argument yet
Me
: on paper boston rapes new york
Jason
: on paper give the yankees the world series every year up until now
- While I'm not normally one for rubbing it in peoples' faces, its not every day you look this fucking smart. At least it takes the sting out of the 2011 season for ten minutes before I go to bed.
http: //sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5917145
By the way, Cliff Lee. Go fuck yourself. -
1994 Was An Incredible Year For Movies
flagonthemoon:
allrightramblers:
Pulp Fiction
The Shawshank Redemption
Leon The Professional
Clerks
Ed Wood
The Hudsucker Proxy
Quiz Show
Dumb and Dumber
Natural Born Killers
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Let’s not forget The Lion King, Speed and Blown Away.
Breaking News: Government Corrupt As Shit →
At first I said fuck the people who took out 500,000 dollar loans who couldnt afford it even though the banks told them they could. I thought you would have to be retarded to not realize that.
Until I realized that we could have easily fixed all their mortgages with the 12.3 trillion (not billion) dollars that was given loaned to banks across the world at near zero interest. If you have 12.3...
The Worst Line in Rap History
Joe: by the way
Joe: jay-z's line "my president is black hes also half white, so even in a racists mind hes half right"
Joe: my least favorite line of all time
Me: haha why
Joe: cause it fucking sucks
Joe: even in a racists mind hes half right?
Joe: fuck off
Joe: what if the racist opposes the health care reform
Joe: would he still be half right?
Joe: DONT THINK SO JAY
Me: so your beef is with racists being depicted as ignorant?
Joe: exactly
Joe doin' Joe.
