Creative Outlets Are Definitely For Losers: Archive

Dec 23rd

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So Good →

Dec 21st

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Oct 6th

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U.S. and Russian Scientists To Team Up In Search... →

If Planet Earth can’t find it, it doesn’t exist.

Oct 4th

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God Dammit Gary

awsom50: From: Gary Augliera Date: Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM Subject: Yankees To: Paul Augliera Wow what a night of baseball…..call Spen Love u Dad Well that’s just ridiculous. Gary doesn’t love anything.

Oct 1st

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Sep 15th

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My Brazilian friend ripping shit in Sao Paulo Edit: Uh, also, note: insanely fucking loud for no apparent reason.

Sep 13th

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Appalachian Trail Photo Gallery: Tell My Mom Not... →

hotpoverload: Hands down, the best photo gallery of an Appalachian Trail Thru Hike I have ever seen (and i’ve seen lots of them) Be sure to click ‘next page’ at the bottom. Still want to do this. Is there a weight limit for attempting a thru hike? If you exceed the weight limit do they provide an all terrain rascal so you can experience the wilderness like it was meant to be experienced?

Sep 7th

Fakely Enormous Crocodile Captured, Kept As Pet In... →

Sep 7th

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Jul 16th

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My Day at Work

The most eventful thing that happened to me at work today was that one of the tech guys said he could send me a pretend email from Derek Jeter if he wanted to. 30 seconds later I received an email from DJeter@YankeesStink.com. It was the most immature thing that has happened to me since Joe used his forefinger to push his lips around while making stupid “ffrrrrruuuubbbrrrrrhhhhhhh”...

Jul 15th

I Nearly (Read: Completely) Forgot

I entered some stupid fucking contest that I don’t give a shit about just because the girls at my physical therapy said they would tell all their patients to vote for me if I entered. So enter I did. The competition is basically just a bunch of clearly obnoxious hot girls that can’t spell, and a couple art fags. I’m basically a shoe in to win,* and I uploaded a picture of me...

Jul 15th

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Thad Roberts, aka Orb Robinson, Steals $21 Million... →

Also, destroys 30 years worth of handwritten research notes written since the moon rocks were recovered during the god damn APOLLO missions of the early 70s. Moon rocks are now also completely useless to the scientific community. Thad Roberts might be an asshole. P.S. - Dude also stole dinosaur bones. What’s the matter Thad? Your fucking ID doesn’t get you inside the alien cadaver...

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Jul 12th

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Jul 5th

Pelicans Are Stupid

brb, going to Louisiana to pour oil on Pelican 895. Also, fuck you Joe for DVRing it. You introduce me to everything I hate.

Jul 4th

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Jul 4th

Laziness 2011

I think its worth noting that I haven’t been on Tumblr because my computer is running slowly and instead of trying to fix it by clearing out cookies and temporary files, or maybe defragmenting my harddrive which I’m not sure I’ve done since I’ve owned this computer, I’ve resigned myself to just not blogging and using other websites that aren’t as slow. The...

Jun 29th

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Oh you know, just me being fat and eating fire with my 19 year old Japanese son. Hold your questions until the end please.

Jun 24th

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Jun 8th

u mad?

sidcastworth: So annoying and awesome.

Jun 5th

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Jun 4th

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Sarah Jessica Parker Assures Fans the Tests Are... →

First comment is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

Jun 4th

Urban Sprinting →

I’ve run the risk of posting a vid Dave-style. In other words, its possible that not only have my friends already seen this, but my parents too. I hope I’m wrong because I found it hilarious.

Jun 3rd